you complete me

Posted by Magikarp On 7:43 PM
I got a new lease on life today.  No, I didn't find religion or something else that I would find equally as ridiculous (such as mimes), and I didn't discover a new hobby and become an avid knitter or something that I would find equally as boring (such as religion).  Nope, today I did something that will not only half my academic productivity (undoubtably), but will double as an effective social barrier, shielding me from society and most human interaction. (The following is most certainly your inner monologue at the moment) "Alright, enough already Brian, what is the answer to this mystery?!  Stop beating around the bush (yucky! bush like harry vagina!)."  Then, you probably think something along the lines of, "You're a freakin hotty!" (females), or "you're a fuckin kick ass bro, broski!" (all my hommies).  Well, thanks Amy and Mike, I know, I know, but now I must ask you to brace yourself friends.  Today, I, Brian Christopher Swain, got . . . . . xbox live back!  Shwlakdhwwwhkehkldlfds.  That was the sound of me popping a boner and eventually (although quite quickly) creaming my jeans.  No longer must I reminisce on Halo battles of past glory, and Madden games are no longer nostalgic trips into the past.  Instead, I can relive first hand how much I suck at both of those games!  Anyways, have an outstanding evening, I know masterchief and I will :)

Untill next time.

3 Responses to 'you complete me'

  1. Amy said...
    http://leavewhileyoustillcan.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-complete-me.html?showComment=1236012360000#c5573100475549930247'> March 2, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    I feel like you cream your pants quite often.

     

  2. Mike O. said...
    http://leavewhileyoustillcan.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-complete-me.html?showComment=1236023700000#c6246422327237565452'> March 2, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    oh snap, i feel that way too amy. thats why he did laundry so much

     

  3. Anonymous said...
    http://leavewhileyoustillcan.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-complete-me.html?showComment=1236191400000#c8889493051440914394'> March 4, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    Psh... Madden. Who plays that any more? The cluster game of the month is Jeff's Hockey Game. Get wit it son!

    P.S. I don't play that silly game

     

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