Burning My Travels Clean

As I was laying in my bed late last night after being so rudely awakened by yet another wet dream (joking) my mind, naturally, began to wander. I didn't start thinking about something cool like hott babes or Harry Potter, nope, I'm a nerd so I was of course thinking of school (actually sKOOL in my personal dictionary ;) ) Anyways, the week prior I had received my first graded biology exam of the semester. I wont divulge my score to you out of pure embarrassment (but if you can't figure it out . . . you lose). Although it was low, it turned out that I was right near the average so all in all I didn't feel that bad as I am of course an exceptionally average person and I wouldn't dare exceed the expectations I set for myself! Purely out of curiosity, I looked closely into my study habits in an attempt to pinpoint the source of my low score. These are the trends I discovered:

1) I go to class basically ALL the time, probably at least once or twice a week.
2) I study at minimum a solid two days before the test.
3) I take awesom notes!

(noncyclical electron flow) (proton photophosphorylatin) (calvin-benson cycle) (cytochrome complexes)
4) I don't even sit in the back!

So attendance and work habits dismissed, it can logically only be one thing; the temperature of the room is so uncomfortably cold that all thoughts of biology are almost immediately replaced by penguins, Norwegian ski sweaters, and how racist Al Sharpton is.

So their really is only one possible way to ameliorate such unbearable cold . . . and I think you know where I'm going with this ;)