Eggs and Rice

Posted by Magikarp On 8:43 PM 0 comments
So while on one of my acid journeys parusing the deepest annals of the internet, I came across the coolest video I've seen since Dance Floor Dale.  PS. I don't actually use acid while on the internet, that sounds too dangerous.  Also, I didn't go too deep in the internets annals, the video is from vimeo for pete's sake. 

Ratatat "Cherry" from Audio Dregs Recordings on Vimeo.


One of the comments says, "Its like getting a mind blowjob."  That to me is both hilarious and completely untrue.  I've gotten a mind blowjob before and this video is nothing like it.  This is more like that liver bj I got while I was in canada.  Either way though, a bj is a bj and bj's are awesome and assuming the logic holds, then this video is also awesome 

This is a really short post so I won't keep you long, but real quick, let me ask you . . . 
Does this look broken?? fml. 

I'm no mathematician and geometry always pissed me off, but the angle from my leg to my ankle to my foot isn't quite the customary 180 degrees, not to mention that giant ball thing coming out of my leg and how my skin isn't normally that color.  Oh well I guess.  It doesn't hurt if I don't move it, plus I just got some good new games to keep me company anyways so I suppose it could be worse, but dammit Obama, approve me for that damn Oregon Health Plan before I screw something else up/I want to get my ankle x-rayed and not pay $500.   

William Franklin was a dick
-Brian


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